Mikes Big is the young LOVE-CHILD of Country Music and NASCAR Racing.

     Contrary to popular belief, Mikes Big IS actual size.

     Mikes Big Territory spans most of Eastern New York.

     No animals were hurt during Mikes Big Birth.

     Mikes Big is for internal or external use ONLY.

     Mikes Big ***FLOATS*** and can be used as a USCG-Approved Type-IV PFD (never wear on back).

     Exposure to Mikes Big may cause the following side effects:

          -- Blurred vision
          -- Dry mouth
          -- Incontinence

     Mikes Big Halflife is 2.53 million years.

     Never mix alcohol, prescription drugs, and Mikes Big.